








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3670 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2022 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1518 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2281 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,365 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | pill råtten | 50% | 183 |
| #9 | ait | 48% | 258 |
| #10 | Tonyyo | 48% | 71 |
| #11 | evil bit hack | 43% | 65 |
| #12 | Shrek Bin il | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pill råtten | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ait | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Baba G | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Sheikh Ben Redic Fy Fasan | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | evil bit hack | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ait | 667 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Baba G | 569 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | pill råtten | 305 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Sheikh Ben Redic Fy Fasan | 214 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tonyyo | 190 | 0.13 | 6 min |





