








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3797 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3547 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2793 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2367 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,019,915 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | pill råtten | 48% | 219 |
| #11 | Shrek Bin il | 45% | 58 |
| #12 | Tonyyo | 44% | 97 |
| #13 | oogie | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | Hercules | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pill råtten | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | evil bit hack | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | soap | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ait | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Fabulous | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ait | 630 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | soap | 503 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | pill råtten | 431 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tonyyo | 266 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sheikh Ben Redic Fy Fasan | 115 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabulous | +2.57 | 61 | 60 |
| #2 | soap | +1.18 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | ait | +0.89 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Baba G | +0.84 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | pill råtten | -0.13 | 72 | 57 |





