








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 7% |
| Smokes | 630 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 4503 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 2879 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,474 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocksstorm | 70% | 44 |
| #2 | Jodecutler | 50% | 134 |
| #3 | ピースキーパー♿ | 49% | 75 |
| #4 | m4sh | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | SenhorVS | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodecutler | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ピースキーパー♿ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | BrettKollege | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Brockenmann. | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | SenhorVS | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodecutler | 299 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | ピースキーパー♿ | 275 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | SenhorVS | 144 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Brockenmann. | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | BrettKollege | 55 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocksstorm | +3.03 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | Brockenmann. | +0.95 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | ピースキーパー♿ | +0.60 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | M.o.r.F. | +0.14 | 49 | 69 |
| #5 | AcoSaft | +0.09 | 41 | 40 |





