








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1445 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2229 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2764 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,858,889 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AcoSaft | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Zer0 | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Jodecutler | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | m4sh | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | SenhorVS | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brockenmann. | 184 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | SenhorVS | 132 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jodecutler | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | ピースキーパー♿ | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | m4sh | 72 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zer0 | +4.31 | 68 | 55 |
| #2 | Brockenmann. | +1.20 | 62 | 60 |
| #3 | ピースキーパー♿ | +0.66 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | SenhorVS | +0.02 | 41 | 61 |
| #5 | 𝕿𝖍𝖊_𝕺𝖓𝖊 ツ | +0.01 | 53 | 65 |





