








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2280 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3512 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3354 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3219 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,056 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 55% | 259 |
| #2 | Benny Backd00R | 53% | 270 |
| #3 | FISK | 53% | 330 |
| #4 | BonBear | 51% | 240 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 50% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 759 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | FISK | 677 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 596 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | BonBear | 422 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 195 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | +4.32 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | wepztah | +0.75 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | -0.44 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Svintryn1 | -1.15 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | -1.25 | 65 | 59 |





