








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1436 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1528 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,637 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 53% | 166 |
| #2 | Benny Backd00R | 53% | 176 |
| #3 | FISK | 52% | 220 |
| #4 | BonBear | 50% | 151 |
| #5 | Svintryn1 | 50% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Svintryn1 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | wepztah | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Benny Backd00R | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | BonBear | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 498 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | FISK | 414 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 385 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | BonBear | 270 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Svintryn1 | 219 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | +4.22 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | wepztah | +1.31 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | -0.33 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Kalaskorv1 | -1.30 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | Svintryn1 | -1.44 | 60 | 73 |





