








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 771 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7141 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5833 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 10544 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 7683 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,755,755 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 54% | 732 |
| #2 | Benny Backd00R | 53% | 347 |
| #3 | Svintryn1 | 53% | 330 |
| #4 | BonBear | 52% | 452 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 52% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 33 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Svintryn1 | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | BonBear | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wepztah | 2160 | 0.14 | 54 min |
| #2 | BonBear | 849 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 794 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #4 | Svintryn1 | 423 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 266 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | +3.30 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | wepztah | +0.47 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | -0.37 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Svintryn1 | -1.22 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | -1.34 | 64 | 59 |





