








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 744 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12028 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9928 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10426 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5565 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,148,719 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benny Backd00R | 57% | 274 |
| #2 | BonBear | 55% | 353 |
| #3 | Svintryn1 | 55% | 259 |
| #4 | FISK | 54% | 732 |
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 53% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kalaskorv1 | 53% | 166 |
| #6 | oLaBaNdOlA | 53% | 127 |
| #7 | Jaggejaevlig⛴ | 47% | 114 |
| #8 | fr0tta | 45% | 55 |
| #9 | bögfille | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | 32 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | oLaBaNdOlA | 21 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Svintryn1 | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jaggejaevlig⛴ | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | 1632 | 0.11 | 42 min |
| #2 | BonBear | 656 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | Benny Backd00R | 620 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | oLaBaNdOlA | 580 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #5 | Jaggejaevlig⛴ | 497 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISK | +3.39 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | oLaBaNdOlA | +2.52 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | Jaggejaevlig⛴ | +0.67 | 70 | 74 |
| #4 | wepztah | +0.51 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | Benny Backd00R | -0.55 | 71 | 57 |





