








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 941 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4336 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6364 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6470 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4439 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,626,166 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frag0r | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | paulpje | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | LOCHER | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | th0msN | 52% | 560 |
| #5 | Chunt➊ | 50% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frag0r | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | paulpje | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | LOCHER | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | th0msN | 52% | 560 |
| #5 | Chunt➊ | 50% | 345 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | 27 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Chunt➊ | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | LOCHER | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Frag0r | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | 1592 | 0.13 | 40 min |
| #2 | Chunt➊ | 916 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | LOCHER | 163 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Frag0r | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | paulpje | 21 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | +2.81 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | LOCHER | +1.12 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | paulpje | +1.02 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Frag0r | +0.65 | 72 | 73 |
| #5 | cr0w | -0.51 | 58 | 64 |





