








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 743 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9889 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8765 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10312 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4448 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,542,472 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paulpje | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | Chunt➊ | 53% | 704 |
| #3 | cr0w | 52% | 560 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paulpje | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | Chunt➊ | 53% | 704 |
| #3 | cr0w | 52% | 560 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr0w | 44 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Chunt➊ | 11 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | paulpje | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chunt➊ | 1712 | 0.11 | 36 min |
| #2 | cr0w | 1309 | 0.11 | 30 min |
| #3 | paulpje | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | +2.74 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | paulpje | +0.78 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | cr0w | -0.61 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | Chunt➊ | -0.92 | 52 | 65 |





