








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 501 matches | ||
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2349 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3247 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3419 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3630 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,885,753 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | Papasito | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Emu | 50% | 231 |
| #4 | KÜRT IBO | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | betongk | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | Papasito | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Emu | 50% | 231 |
| #4 | KÜRT IBO | 45% | 110 |
| #5 | betongk | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KÜRT IBO | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Emu | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | th0msN | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Papasito | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | betongk | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KÜRT IBO | 252 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Papasito | 223 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | betongk | 176 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | th0msN | 122 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Emu | 61 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0msN | +2.41 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | paulpje | +1.94 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | Papasito | +1.69 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | betongk | +0.98 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | KÜRT IBO | -1.40 | 62 | 47 |





