








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1376 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2228 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3232 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2333 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,450,698 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 90% | 99 |
| #2 | m0on1eft | 89% | 110 |
| #3 | Pocat | 87% | 30 |
| #4 | kan4deS | 86% | 44 |
| #5 | Handumari | 82% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 기행종거인 | 73% | 214 |
| #10 | 𝘒𝘈𝘓𝘐 | 72% | 50 |
| #11 | 원합니다 내가 살기 위해서 | 70% | 23 |
| #12 | mako | 67% | 30 |
| #13 | 나 거인핑 | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 기행종거인 | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | m0on1eft | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Handumari | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ruexia | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | iNEaRThSツ | 5 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 기행종거인 | 829 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | Handumari | 598 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| #3 | m0on1eft | 448 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | ruexia | 421 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #5 | WERT | 356 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0on1eft | +4.83 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | Pocat | +4.62 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | ruexia | +4.43 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | 베이팅의거인 | +4.20 | 86 | 53 |
| #5 | kan4deS | +4.00 | 80 | 66 |





