








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




190 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9990 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10359 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9170 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8145 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,183,426 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsb | 57% | 161 |
| #2 | robcat | 54% | 343 |
| #3 | Big Steppa | 49% | 63 |
| #4 | Milk | 48% | 227 |
| #5 | MM FCS 48hr | 48% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Big Steppa | 49% | 63 |
| #4 | Milk | 48% | 227 |
| #5 | MM FCS 48hr | 48% | 115 |
| #6 | General Kilt | 48% | 315 |
| #7 | ⓛωⓛ | 46% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robcat | 29 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Milk | 29 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Big Steppa | 24 | 0.0203 |
| #4 | MM FCS 48hr | 18 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | bsb | 10 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General Kilt | 784 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Milk | 689 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | robcat | 631 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #4 | bsb | 613 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #5 | ⓛωⓛ | 429 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hallo | +3.78 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | robcat | +0.87 | 65 | 49 |
| #3 | bsb | +0.65 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | ⓛωⓛ | -0.91 | 65 | 49 |
| #5 | General Kilt | -1.87 | 47 | 53 |





