








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2782 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2281 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2283 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,149 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodeo | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Milk | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | hallo | 57% | 161 |
| #4 | robcat | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rodeo | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Milk | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | hallo | 57% | 161 |
| #4 | robcat | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hallo | 26 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Milk | 3 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hallo | 745 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | Milk | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | robcat | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | rodeo | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hallo | +3.52 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | rodeo | +3.47 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | robcat | +1.15 | 54 | 50 |
| #4 | bsb | +0.80 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | Milk | -0.89 | 58 | 56 |





