








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 264 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4738 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4990 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4141 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4287 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $510,286 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | akike! | 58% | 24 |
| #9 | Druckyy | 57% | 63 |
| #10 | ALEx_^ [AJ] | 55% | 22 |
| #11 | M1 | 54% | 98 |
| #12 | Baba* | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baba* | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | sharigan | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Potato | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | pRed lalalourd | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | KURKi- | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xeq | +1.22 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | ALEx_^ [AJ] | +0.97 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | pRed lalalourd | +0.81 | 85 | 67 |
| #4 | akike! | +0.54 | 89 | 63 |
| #5 | bl3di | +0.25 | 68 | 65 |





