








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 264 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4738 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4990 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4141 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4287 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,721 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | akike! | 58% | 24 |
| #9 | Druckyy | 57% | 63 |
| #10 | ALEx_^ [AJ] | 55% | 22 |
| #11 | M1 | 54% | 98 |
| #12 | Baba* | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potato | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | sharigan | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Baba* | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | M1 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | xeq | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1 | 367 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | sharigan | 303 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | xeq | 293 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Druckyy | 274 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | pRed lalalourd | 257 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xeq | +3.45 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | pRed lalalourd | +1.91 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | akike! | +1.49 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Potato | +1.16 | 56 | 77 |
| #5 | ALEx_^ [AJ] | +0.76 | 69 | 75 |





