








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 304 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5906 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6336 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5170 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5354 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,187 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | s l a k u r | 52% | 77 |
| #7 | Siu | 51% | 247 |
| #8 | Reffisinn | 50% | 34 |
| #9 | TheIcelandicButcher | 48% | 162 |
| #10 | Facestomp | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayy | +4.58 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | HODGY♛ | +3.05 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | s l a k u r | +1.60 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | Facestomp | +0.40 | 68 | 70 |
| #5 | LuSharp | +0.29 | 50 | 76 |





