








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 197 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5793 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5299 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3638 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4645 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,080 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GЯANo- | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | ReveN | 59% | 123 |
| #3 | GucciYo | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | ReveN | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GЯANo- | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | ReveN | 59% | 123 |
| #3 | GucciYo | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | ReveN | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReveN | 10 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | ReveN | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | GЯANo- | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | GucciYo | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReveN | 332 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | GЯANo- | 258 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | GucciYo | 205 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | ReveN | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GЯANo- | +4.78 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | ReveN | +3.44 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | ReveN | +2.88 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | GucciYo | -1.89 | 23 | 78 |
| #5 | Zadrott | -2.51 | 37 | 59 |





