








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 361 matches | ||
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5410 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4178 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5905 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2556 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,402 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neomoth | 61% | 74 |
| #2 | Zadrott | 59% | 123 |
| #3 | X_x | 56% | 43 |
| #4 | Parker | 55% | 62 |
| #5 | GucciYo | 52% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Parker | 55% | 62 |
| #5 | GucciYo | 52% | 109 |
| #6 | GЯANo- | 51% | 214 |
| #7 | KaNaR | 50% | 54 |
| #8 | Loulou_le_Wiener | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GЯANo- | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Zadrott | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Loulou_le_Wiener | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Parker | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | GucciYo | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GЯANo- | 1194 | 0.28 | 34 min |
| #2 | GucciYo | 634 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #3 | Zadrott | 395 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Loulou_le_Wiener | 287 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | Parker | 268 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parker | +3.16 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | GЯANo- | +2.19 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | ReveN | +1.93 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | neomoth | +0.20 | 70 | 62 |
| #5 | Loulou_le_Wiener | -0.42 | 75 | 69 |





