








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5012 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4102 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2153 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2691 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,151 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MLG360NOSCOPESNIPER | 62% | 76 |
| #2 | hitboxer | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | fl0w | 60% | 245 |
| #4 | waznogud' | 58% | 81 |
| #5 | sTand uP | 57% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devn | 32 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | fl0w | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | hitboxer | 12 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | fabi0_ | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MLG360NOSCOPESNIPER | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devn | 822 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | fl0w | 729 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | fabi0_ | 541 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #4 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 322 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | waznogud' | 285 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl0w | +3.39 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | pad- | +2.17 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | sTand uP | +0.79 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | waznogud' | +0.35 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.28 | 74 | 72 |





