








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3574 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3360 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3656 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4028 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,335 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devn | 31 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | hitboxer | 19 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | pad- | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | fabi0_ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pad- | 1162 | 0.23 | 30 min |
| #2 | devn | 774 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | fabi0_ | 483 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 431 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | waznogud' | 298 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl0w | +3.77 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | pad- | +1.83 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | sTand uP | +1.49 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.10 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | waznogud' | +0.08 | 70 | 73 |





