








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2200 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1753 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1262 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1910 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,334 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hitboxer | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | MLG360NOSCOPESNIPER | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | pad- | 58% | 81 |
| #4 | fl0w | 54% | 90 |
| #5 | fabi0_ | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devn | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | fl0w | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | hitboxer | 3 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | fabi0_ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | MLG360NOSCOPESNIPER | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pad- | 393 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | devn | 281 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | fl0w | 255 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | fabi0_ | 177 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | MLG360NOSCOPESNIPER | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl0w | +3.31 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | pad- | +2.26 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | waznogud' | +0.84 | 70 | 74 |
| #4 | devn | +0.71 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | caLipo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.17 | 76 | 71 |





