








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 497 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




142 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7140 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2496 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5422 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3795 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,798,584 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | husky | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | Dingus | 68% | 87 |
| #3 | LucK | 67% | 48 |
| #4 | CANT AIM | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | YS | 57% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CANT AIM | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | YS | 57% | 77 |
| #6 | modz | 56% | 73 |
| #7 | -venny- | 53% | 100 |
| #8 | baconatorfan98 | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -venny- | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | YS | 13 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | modz | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | LucK | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | baconatorfan98 | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -venny- | 465 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | LucK | 287 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dingus | 279 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | YS | 272 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | baconatorfan98 | 173 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modz | +2.83 | 84 | 41 |
| #2 | Orange Juice | +2.41 | 98 | 60 |
| #3 | LucK | +1.97 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | YS | +1.00 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | husky | -0.11 | 61 | 45 |





