








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4750 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4669 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2528 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3185 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $814,371 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freeze | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | po1son | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | CstarBizeps | 56% | 156 |
| #4 | pxl | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Yanks | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | cockrox | 51% | 77 |
| #9 | LueKeN^ | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | andi_H | 46% | 90 |
| #11 | Antalas | 45% | 42 |
| #12 | el flosho | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blu3l1ghtzz | 478 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | CstarBizeps | 447 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | andi_H | 342 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | cockrox | 323 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Yanks | 260 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +6.36 | 86 | 89 |
| #2 | Yanks | +2.98 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | freeze | +2.34 | 60 | 69 |
| #4 | po1son | +1.39 | 77 | 75 |
| #5 | AFK | +0.54 | 70 | 75 |





