








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4593 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4845 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5624 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4837 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,720 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | po1son | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | freeze | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | LueKeN^ | 61% | 44 |
| #4 | pxl | 61% | 85 |
| #5 | Yanks | 59% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | keNtelele | 48% | 42 |
| #12 | Frag0r | 47% | 36 |
| #13 | Shore | 45% | 33 |
| #14 | KalashnikovKarsten | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | jK | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yanks | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Antalas | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | pxl | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | AFK | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | LueKeN^ | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFK | 850 | 0.27 | 24 min |
| #2 | cockrox | 505 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #3 | pxl | 384 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #4 | Yanks | 370 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Antalas | 343 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +7.99 | 87 | 88 |
| #2 | Yanks | +2.73 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | keNtelele | +1.51 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | po1son | +1.28 | 79 | 78 |
| #5 | freeze | +1.18 | 73 | 65 |





