








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,075 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2512 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1535 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2462 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $816,841 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antalas | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Läuft! | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | CstarBizeps | 59% | 116 |
| #4 | po1son | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | AFK | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | el flosho | 51% | 94 |
| #8 | andi_H | 49% | 129 |
| #9 | blu3l1ghtzz | 48% | 44 |
| #10 | sH0tya | 45% | 75 |
| #11 | kez 키쿄 | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el flosho | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | andi_H | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | CstarBizeps | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | blu3l1ghtzz | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Antalas | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFK | 490 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #2 | CstarBizeps | 436 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | andi_H | 423 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | ♕gainS♕ | 219 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | el flosho | 189 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yanks | +2.27 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | po1son | +0.94 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | ♕gainS♕ | +0.50 | 80 | 73 |
| #4 | el flosho | +0.41 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | kez 키쿄 | +0.01 | 83 | 61 |





