








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1548 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10988 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9656 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5870 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6911 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,368,728 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuca Beludo | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | mJ^^ | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | TirioNN | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | El Shady Gato | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | WipeClownZ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cuca Beludo | 1287 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | TirioNN | 658 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | El Shady Gato | 418 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | mJ^^ | 347 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | unrivaled | 278 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TirioNN | +3.74 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | unrivaled | +3.66 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | mJ^^ | +3.27 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | caderno | +0.93 | 70 | 68 |
| #5 | WipeClownZ | -0.54 | 50 | 71 |





