








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 749 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1197 | 5% |
| Smokes | 6776 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7558 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 6714 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,990,130 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Flasche | 62% | 108 |
| #2 | cL-_ | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | rynqz | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | fQrtune | 52% | 103 |
| #5 | snify | 50% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | snify | 50% | 104 |
| #6 | nikl | 48% | 75 |
| #7 | Cok3 | 43% | 56 |
| #8 | betongk | 43% | 61 |
| #9 | manipulatoR | 37% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Flasche | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | snify | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | betongk | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | manipulatoR | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Cok3 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manipulatoR | 330 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | betongk | 270 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | fQrtune | 237 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | snify | 235 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ Flasche | 197 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rynqz | +2.07 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | fQrtune | +1.88 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Flasche | +1.87 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | manipulatoR | +1.07 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | betongk | +0.57 | 71 | 73 |





