








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 408 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2285 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3508 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3541 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2254 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,673,796 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3DPlay | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | BarliJones | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Topchris18 | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Valleking | 57% | 77 |
| #5 | ninoM 1.6Cs | 52% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grrr | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Valleking | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ninoM 1.6Cs | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | BarliJones | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninoM 1.6Cs | 315 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | grrr | 201 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Valleking | 91 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | BarliJones | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MasterOlson | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nikl | +1.76 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | ninoM 1.6Cs | +1.05 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Valleking | +0.62 | 57 | 67 |
| #4 | delainé | -0.68 | 68 | 52 |
| #5 | BarliJones | -0.73 | 46 | 63 |





