








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1560 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 628 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11119 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6687 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9910 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6832 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,382 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iMMo | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | mtx | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | Hopamo | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | etobe | 50% | 360 |
| #5 | gAmErLiCi0uZ | 49% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mtx | +1.63 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | gAmErLiCi0uZ | +1.42 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | manipulatoR | +0.83 | 63 | 71 |
| #4 | S P R A Y K Ö N I G | +0.30 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | Walliew2k | +0.20 | 68 | 76 |





