








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 601 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5405 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7378 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8358 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2019 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,218,431 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HyD | 51% | 101 |
| #2 | awé | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Childs play | 50% | 262 |
| #4 | bhounz | 49% | 241 |
| #5 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | awé | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Childs play | 50% | 262 |
| #4 | bhounz | 49% | 241 |
| #5 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 47% | 96 |
| #6 | chokbar de bz | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chokbar de bz | 27 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Childs play | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | bhounz | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | HyD | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhounz | 543 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Childs play | 394 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | chokbar de bz | 373 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | HyD | 193 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kébab Sauce Blanche | 141 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bhounz | +1.69 | 62 | 62 |
| #2 | HyD | +1.62 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | chokbar de bz | +1.07 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | Childs play | +0.12 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | omagad | -0.49 | 64 | 67 |





