








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1760 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2339 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1477 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2042 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,008 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EY-YO CHICO | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | DonIndigo | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Drak0n | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | Jayzanity | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | MUFASA | 46% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUFASA | 295 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | EY-YO CHICO | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Drak0n | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jayzanity | 58 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | DonIndigo | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EY-YO CHICO | +4.73 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | Perndi | +2.62 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Jayzanity | -0.36 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Drak0n | -0.85 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | MUFASA | -1.53 | 44 | 64 |





