








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 17% |
| Smokes | 506 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 532 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 533 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,601 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joel cs No1 fan | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | IReallyLoveMeganFox | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | ham1k nbs | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Avsul | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Itchy | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ham1k nbs | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Avsul | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Itchy | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | Heman | 50% | 46 |
| #7 | equen | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ham1k nbs | 205 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | IReallyLoveMeganFox | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Heman | 103 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Joel cs No1 fan | 28 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | Itchy | 20 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | equen | +5.94 | 57 | 67 |
| #2 | Joel cs No1 fan | +3.99 | 62 | 53 |
| #3 | ham1k nbs | +2.56 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | IReallyLoveMeganFox | +1.53 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | Itchy | -0.81 | 36 | 71 |





