








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7137 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7625 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4409 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6937 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,971,733 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | 81% | 74 |
| #2 | XAIJUN | 78% | 81 |
| #3 | C L 4 P | 70% | 47 |
| #4 | david | 70% | 53 |
| #5 | xainy | 67% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barne | +3.49 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | DaVinci | +3.09 | 92 | 67 |
| #3 | hades | +1.95 | 88 | 76 |
| #4 | C L 4 P | +1.57 | 79 | 71 |
| #5 | Wilsonnr1 | +1.52 | 86 | 62 |





