








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9119 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8179 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7200 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5575 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,212 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2825 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaVinci | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | rojo | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | RAGERRR | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | XAIJUN | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | zenden 」 | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAGERRR | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | rojo | 247 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | zenden 」 | 228 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | XAIJUN | 224 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | DaVinci | 153 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hades | +4.13 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | XAIJUN | +3.34 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | Wilsonnr1 | +2.96 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | DaVinci | +2.73 | 92 | 60 |
| #5 | rojo | +1.22 | 85 | 74 |





