








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1859 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1151 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1541 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 355 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,810 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rölli | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Chargoon | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | A1B2U34 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Mr Smith | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Tiivitaavi1 | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rölli | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Chargoon | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | A1B2U34 | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Mr Smith | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Tiivitaavi1 | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chargoon | 12 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Mr Smith | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Tiivitaavi1 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chargoon | 136 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mr Smith | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rölli | 42 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tiivitaavi1 | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rölli | +6.48 | 89 | 81 |
| #2 | Chargoon | +2.80 | 90 | 67 |
| #3 | Mr Smith | +1.08 | 64 | 77 |
| #4 | Tiivitaavi1 | +0.54 | 61 | 37 |
| #5 | Jore | -1.74 | 61 | 59 |





