








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 26% |
| Smokes | 409 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 514 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,800 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jore | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | Tiivitaavi1 | 81% | 16 |
| #3 | 𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | freelancah | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | PystyTattiMetsässä | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Jore | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | SKandil | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freelancah | +4.51 | 69 | 84 |
| #2 | Rölli | +3.40 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | 𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 | +2.39 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Tiivitaavi1 | +1.90 | 61 | 33 |
| #5 | 𝑒𝓅𝒾𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒾𝒶 | +1.02 | 77 | 68 |





