








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1254 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1202 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,593,118 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meisau | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Hedvenu | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | ππππππππ | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | iLarrys | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Kermisβ’ | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jore | 203 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #2 | Miosti | 197 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kakefuri | 149 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lepi | 87 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | ππππππππ | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiivitaavi1 | +2.38 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | Meisau | +1.41 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | Kermisβ’ | +0.58 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Miosti | +0.43 | 55 | 80 |
| #5 | Lepi | +0.43 | 68 | 63 |





