








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1650 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2777 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2600 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1617 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $980,676 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | hAcky | 43% | 23 |
| #14 | 𝐁𝟬𝐍𝟱𝐓𝟰𝐑 | 43% | 21 |
| #15 | Jay2k1 | 40% | 25 |
| #16 | örm | 39% | 18 |
| #17 | ClintMAN | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meDDn | 601 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | hansmeister2000 | 293 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | robznetix | 260 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | MDMA-- | 148 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nikomania | 136 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bucky | +2.14 | 71 | 83 |
| #2 | robznetix | +2.12 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | örm | +2.09 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | meDDn | +2.08 | 83 | 77 |
| #5 | MDMA-- | +1.02 | 75 | 67 |





