








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2284 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2011 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3428 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2375 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,473 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatimaKlappstuhlTV | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Nørglobal | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | DjBanana | 63% | 52 |
| #4 | Chralle | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Stev998 | 62% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DjBanana | 124 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Stev998 | 119 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | FatimaKlappstuhlTV | 102 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | Red Yoshi | 73 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nørglobal | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chralle | +2.98 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | FatimaKlappstuhlTV | +2.88 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | DjBanana | +2.55 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | fARS DRENG ツ | +1.03 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | Red Yoshi | +0.64 | 54 | 68 |





