








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2323 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3819 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3177 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3532 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,373 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizzo | 54% | 127 |
| #2 | LUi | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | KuschL #yeet | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Super Kaiyajin | 52% | 108 |
| #5 | bLacKKKKKKKK | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Super Kaiyajin | 52% | 108 |
| #5 | bLacKKKKKKKK | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | DOYA | 51% | 69 |
| #7 | Kⓡn | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | r3ud1g3rru3d1g3r | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bLacKKKKKKKK | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | chrizzo | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Super Kaiyajin | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | DOYA | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KuschL #yeet | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizzo | 641 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | Super Kaiyajin | 535 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #3 | KuschL #yeet | 245 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | bLacKKKKKKKK | 236 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | DOYA | 222 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrizzo | +1.64 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | bLacKKKKKKKK | +1.44 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | m0ndayw0w d:] | +1.42 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | Super Kaiyajin | +0.17 | 77 | 79 |
| #5 | Kⓡn | -0.45 | 75 | 76 |





