








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5552 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3963 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6665 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4467 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,581,878 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avail | 57% | 112 |
| #2 | Deathwish | 57% | 133 |
| #3 | defafaa | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | Janzzoni | 51% | 137 |
| #5 | peku | 50% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peku | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | avail | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Janzzoni | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | defafaa | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | RoX | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peku | 653 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | avail | 266 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | John McClane | 195 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | Janzzoni | 168 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | RoX | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defafaa | +2.80 | 45 | 68 |
| #2 | RoX | +1.22 | 53 | 63 |
| #3 | peku | +0.16 | 46 | 72 |
| #4 | Deathwish | -0.07 | 55 | 65 |
| #5 | avail | -0.38 | 35 | 59 |





