








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7278 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6282 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5338 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4296 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $746,088 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defafaa | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | avail | 55% | 193 |
| #3 | Deathwish | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | Janzzoni | 52% | 110 |
| #5 | weega | 50% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weega | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | RoX | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | John McClane | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | avail | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Janzzoni | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | defafaa | +2.48 | 45 | 70 |
| #2 | John McClane | +1.39 | 58 | 71 |
| #3 | RoX | +0.26 | 48 | 64 |
| #4 | peku | -0.18 | 46 | 71 |
| #5 | Deathwish | -0.51 | 52 | 63 |





