








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 248 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3826 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3835 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3889 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3659 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,036 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CЯA2Y | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | M4ze | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Rafell | 53% | 85 |
| #4 | 0rc4 | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | DENNIS-G | 52% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | cilopacius | 51% | 188 |
| #7 | Abel | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | SKULLFAJZ | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | mIXERN | 49% | 47 |
| #10 | Coyote | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DENNIS-G | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | cilopacius | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Rafell | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cilopacius | 450 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | DENNIS-G | 285 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | 0rc4 | 183 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rafell | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | M4ze | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DENNIS-G | +4.44 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | mIXERN | +3.15 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | Abel | +3.14 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | M4ze | +1.38 | 62 | 75 |
| #5 | CЯA2Y | -0.17 | 36 | 70 |





