








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3935 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3504 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3818 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,099 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | invizzy BAM Im back | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | Grilljanne | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Bananaman | 58% | 101 |
| #4 | FatRat | 57% | 77 |
| #5 | Gooseberry | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 19 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Fabian=) | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Hej=D | 6 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Bananaman | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 340 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Fabian=) | 303 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Grilljanne | 161 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hej=D | 139 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | invizzy BAM Im back | 127 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grilljanne | +4.57 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | invizzy BAM Im back | +3.50 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Fabian=) | +2.26 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | ♚ Spliche ♚ | +1.96 | 59 | 77 |
| #5 | Hej=D | +1.94 | 74 | 48 |





