








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 741 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1022 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2171 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,424 of utility $324 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lambiii'- | 58% | 101 |
| #2 | thaisty | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | invizzy BAM Im back | 52% | 92 |
| #4 | Grilljanne | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | Filip | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatRat | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | invizzy BAM Im back | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | oli | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Filip | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Gooseberry | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lambiii'- | 406 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | invizzy BAM Im back | 372 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Grilljanne | 227 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | oli | 202 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | FatRat | 137 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lambiii'- | +4.82 | 85 | 78 |
| #2 | oli | +4.67 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Grilljanne | +4.22 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Toyota Corolla | +3.46 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | invizzy BAM Im back | +3.45 | 67 | 67 |





