








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5625 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4674 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4771 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,521 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | 774 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Hej=D | 160 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♚ Spliche ♚ | 135 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lambiii'- | 130 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hej=D | +4.50 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | Fabian=) | +2.32 | 64 | 48 |
| #3 | lil stream | +1.72 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | +1.50 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | ♚ Spliche ♚ | +0.61 | 54 | 77 |





