








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 862 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 353 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6217 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4926 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4816 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4490 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,941 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helsu | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | LeiceR | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | RoX | 60% | 50 |
| #4 | mixu –¦– | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | Koirnelo | 57% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INE | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | TAMU | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Suhari | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Lasse8)ツ | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | John McClane | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 1031 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | Lasse8)ツ | 1006 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 586 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #4 | Suhari | 532 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #5 | INE | 449 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +2.68 | 74 | 73 |
| #2 | mixu –¦– | +1.90 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | Suhari | +1.46 | 78 | 92 |
| #4 | INE | +1.06 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | KATUHAKKAAJA | +0.89 | 67 | 71 |





