








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 284 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5509 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5360 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3267 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3727 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,014 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suhari | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | LeiceR | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | INE | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | mixu –¦– | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 51% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Unzales | 45% | 22 |
| #12 | John McClane | 45% | 33 |
| #13 | Wilenius | 42% | 36 |
| #14 | KIPE | 41% | 37 |
| #15 | Hinuriseta | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | INE | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Suhari | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | John McClane | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 1204 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #2 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 641 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 560 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | TAMU | 454 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | mixu –¦– | 294 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INE | +1.65 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | +1.63 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Suhari | +1.38 | 79 | 92 |
| #4 | mixu –¦– | +1.02 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Lasse8)ツ | +0.81 | 65 | 75 |





