








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 518 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5242 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5645 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5979 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4182 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,455,648 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | kalevib | 52% | 349 |
| #9 | KIPE | 51% | 55 |
| #10 | Lasse8)ツ | 49% | 150 |
| #11 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 49% | 153 |
| #12 | JumaltenjUmala | 45% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viiva | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Wilenius | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | kalevib | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | JumaltenjUmala | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Lyltz1 | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalevib | 1645 | 0.22 | 42 min |
| #2 | Lasse8)ツ | 633 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | JumaltenjUmala | 538 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lyltz1 | 439 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 423 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixu –¦– | +1.83 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Lasse8)ツ | +0.91 | 64 | 75 |
| #3 | Wilenius | +0.83 | 62 | 61 |
| #4 | LeiceR | +0.81 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Lyltz1 | +0.67 | 60 | 65 |





