








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1606 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1028 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1307 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,556 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr.Filipe | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ❥ Picco ❥ | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ONAK-A- | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | Olivais_88PT | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | EL PINADOR︻芫 | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ✪𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒❃ | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Sr.Filipe | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | ONAK-A- | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ONAK-A- | 200 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 174 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Olivais_88PT | 135 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ❥ Picco ❥ | 55 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | dude | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr.Filipe | +3.01 | 61 | 72 |
| #2 | Joanaa | +2.46 | 60 | 76 |
| #3 | ✪𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒❃ | +1.96 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | ONAK-A- | +0.87 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | dude | +0.51 | 66 | 46 |





